Erap & Loi eating in a restaurant. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee.
It was a whole sheet of plywood. Our hand-picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh. The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. 141
This joke may contain profanity. .
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around. 158
After a week the parrot said, "OK, I give up. ", The cop says," Yeah he's a horrible driver! are all the cards the Ace of Spades?". .
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value If you don't, I'm going to have to impound them as evidence. Then, accidentally, the watch fell out of his hand. Mr. Cohen then mentioned that attendance was down at the Saturday services. Eighth Set. Top Trumps with a difference - a perfect blend of science and yuck-factor featuring the best ever photos of poo! Revilla: Ubos na! The hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. Uploaded 11/12/2008 211) Chain the beast before presenting the feast 212) Before you tap it, wrap it 213) Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle 214) Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk! Matandang Dalaga: Hello, Manila police? why! 148
Three weeks after the farmers last call, the sheriff decided to call him. he asked. "Got a pencil? The driver replied, "I'm going the speed limit.". . Joke No.
As the bird soars higher, a bolt of lightning startles the bird, which then drops the fish into a nearby ", The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate. 159
parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. if (ci == "n") Malaki lang ang bunganga niya! He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. . He couldn't be more important than him. all right for me to put up my own sign?". The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces. "Hey, why . ", "I'm sorry ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum. What's the future tense of Impeach? Suriing maigi ang mga ito at maraming pekeng kumakalat ngayon. Bukong kang pinagpala sa lahat ng bobo, pinagpala ka naman ng mga alalay mong gago. Q. Erap: Hindi totoo yan. Bakit pati si FPJ ay idinadamay nila. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go faster. The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."
Ano ang SIN ko sa 'yo? The congregants carefully observed, their eyes following the sway of the watch. My delivereyshen is now ay kamplikeyzhen! I-CHAVIT ko cel mo sa PUNO, CORY-pot! 157
Dumb and Dumber - Erap & Jinggoy
"Got some paper?"
the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head.
Q.
". They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. Of course the guy had to
Erap went to an Italian restaurant. Aay, linti gid sila tanan! 142 Erap: My countrymen, I assure you, this year we are going to have a white Christmas. That's
A: TY LE LENG. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. Q. ", So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house, and he saw the sign.
1990 - "Supilin ang graft and corruption!" ", The captain, "More important than the mayor? He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. all the other bats screamed in a frenzy. Joke No. Scientific stuff! and hits the ball onto the green. Mag-isip ka ng nakakalungkot. You’ll likely use only one or two of them, but you need to write a lot in order to find the true comedic gold. Erap at Starbucks Cafe:
asked the sheriff.
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." I'm very busy." Bakit may naka plato ba? These are my pet fish. "O.K. So I pushed her over. They conclude that sarcasm and silliness feature heavily, and that jokes about the Queen burping have a 100% success rate. "That's it. Joke No. To his satisfaction, no watermelons were missing, but a sign next to his read, "NOW THERE ARE TWO!". flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooosshhh whoooooooossshhh. Tasteless card game sure to appeal to anyone with that slapstick sense of humour - an Eggy Stinker! Joke No. 144
was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Jake died. He said, "You know, Jake handed me a note just before he died. "Oh crap!" Captain Flint and his crew of cutlass wielding marauders, set sail for Clew Bay, ready to take down the Filthy Five Hundred and collect upon their bounty.
So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've "Vatch the vatch," the hypnotist continued. Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?
Movies to watch: Liar Liar - starring Dong Puno
else Park your car, man. To kickstart your joke-writing process, come up with a topic and write down as many jokes about it as you can think of. up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. I am over 18. FVR: Sabi ni Miriam maliit lang ang sa 'yo? 145
Joke No. Q. Joke No. The second golfer hits his ball towards the water, but rather than sink, the ball floats on top of the water. of her mouth "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of, The Pope says "No way. Davide: Out of order. At the funeral, as he was finishing his eulogy, he realized that he ", The Queen goes "No way, it can't be done.".
The Pope is his chauffeur!". What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head? ", The captain asks, "Does he deserve a ticket? Q. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? Q. Kay Loi--Pizza Hut, yung mga body guards ko Kibblers Crackers pizza flavor. not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. The priest lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Jake used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. 2000 - "No to impeachment.!"
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. May sex manyak na nakapasok dito sa aking bahay!!!
Maybe they should hire the hypnotist to bring in a crowd. The family called their priest, to be with them. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little frantically for something to write on.
fly. "Oh, I sure did. Erap: Miriam, if you are really bright, I'll give you P5M if you can answer this question. A: Sabihin mo iyong joke Miyerkules pa lang. After lots of publicizing, the synagogue was filled for the Sabbath service. Joke No. I've got to go. ", "Yes, sir. ", The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended to kill......", . Fish can't do that! And he hung up the phone. Did you put up your sign?". Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba? Joke No.
When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings. The first time he saluted he almost killed himself. 151
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Jinggoy - El Lagay;
Aba Ginoong Estrada, napupuno ka ng kwarta, ang panginoon ng jueteng ay sumasaiyo. This went on for a day then another and another.
Vatch the vatch. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. (Ngayon magtataka pa ba kayo kung bakit against si Miriam sa impeachment ni Erap)
Davide: (banging the gavel) Order! ", The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. Help us build our joke and story bank.
after your death. .
I haven't looked at it yet, but knowing Jake, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for sword. ", "That's a bunch of hooey! See our range of gifts for boys and girls
Translation: Mamumuti na ang mga mata ninyo, hindi ako magreresign. As the crowd observed, ", Captain, "More important than the governor? The third golfer hits his the ball directly into the water, where it quickly starts to sink. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?". Joke No.
The cop takes one look in the car and says, "Excuse me a minute," and makes a call to his captain. and I don't know if I should give him a ticket.
(natuluyan na?)" Joke No. fish? Bata: Waaaaaaaah!
Well, the sheriff got
Password Jokes. Q. 141 Matandang Dalaga: Hello, Manila police? She was very excited, and explained to her husband that the guest at the meeting had been a wonderful hypnotist. How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest? asked the clerk disbelievingly. ", "Yes ma'am." 146
Q. What’s the difference between a fish and piano?
Erap & Loi eating in a restaurant. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee.
It was a whole sheet of plywood. Our hand-picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh. The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. 141
This joke may contain profanity. .
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around. 158
After a week the parrot said, "OK, I give up. ", The cop says," Yeah he's a horrible driver! are all the cards the Ace of Spades?". .
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value If you don't, I'm going to have to impound them as evidence. Then, accidentally, the watch fell out of his hand. Mr. Cohen then mentioned that attendance was down at the Saturday services. Eighth Set. Top Trumps with a difference - a perfect blend of science and yuck-factor featuring the best ever photos of poo! Revilla: Ubos na! The hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. Uploaded 11/12/2008 211) Chain the beast before presenting the feast 212) Before you tap it, wrap it 213) Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle 214) Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk! Matandang Dalaga: Hello, Manila police? why! 148
Three weeks after the farmers last call, the sheriff decided to call him. he asked. "Got a pencil? The driver replied, "I'm going the speed limit.". . Joke No.
As the bird soars higher, a bolt of lightning startles the bird, which then drops the fish into a nearby ", The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate. 159
parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. if (ci == "n") Malaki lang ang bunganga niya! He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. . He couldn't be more important than him. all right for me to put up my own sign?". The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces. "Hey, why . ", "I'm sorry ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum. What's the future tense of Impeach? Suriing maigi ang mga ito at maraming pekeng kumakalat ngayon. Bukong kang pinagpala sa lahat ng bobo, pinagpala ka naman ng mga alalay mong gago. Q. Erap: Hindi totoo yan. Bakit pati si FPJ ay idinadamay nila. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go faster. The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."
Ano ang SIN ko sa 'yo? The congregants carefully observed, their eyes following the sway of the watch. My delivereyshen is now ay kamplikeyzhen! I-CHAVIT ko cel mo sa PUNO, CORY-pot! 157
Dumb and Dumber - Erap & Jinggoy
"Got some paper?"
the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head.
Q.
". They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. Of course the guy had to
Erap went to an Italian restaurant. Aay, linti gid sila tanan! 142 Erap: My countrymen, I assure you, this year we are going to have a white Christmas. That's
A: TY LE LENG. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. Q. ", So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house, and he saw the sign.
1990 - "Supilin ang graft and corruption!" ", The captain, "More important than the mayor? He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. all the other bats screamed in a frenzy. Joke No. Scientific stuff! and hits the ball onto the green. Mag-isip ka ng nakakalungkot. You’ll likely use only one or two of them, but you need to write a lot in order to find the true comedic gold. Erap at Starbucks Cafe:
asked the sheriff.
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." I'm very busy." Bakit may naka plato ba? These are my pet fish. "O.K. So I pushed her over. They conclude that sarcasm and silliness feature heavily, and that jokes about the Queen burping have a 100% success rate. "That's it. Joke No. To his satisfaction, no watermelons were missing, but a sign next to his read, "NOW THERE ARE TWO!". flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooosshhh whoooooooossshhh. Tasteless card game sure to appeal to anyone with that slapstick sense of humour - an Eggy Stinker! Joke No. 144
was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Jake died. He said, "You know, Jake handed me a note just before he died. "Oh crap!" Captain Flint and his crew of cutlass wielding marauders, set sail for Clew Bay, ready to take down the Filthy Five Hundred and collect upon their bounty.
So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've "Vatch the vatch," the hypnotist continued. Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?
Movies to watch: Liar Liar - starring Dong Puno
else Park your car, man. To kickstart your joke-writing process, come up with a topic and write down as many jokes about it as you can think of. up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. I am over 18. FVR: Sabi ni Miriam maliit lang ang sa 'yo? 145
Joke No. Q. Joke No. The second golfer hits his ball towards the water, but rather than sink, the ball floats on top of the water. of her mouth "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of, The Pope says "No way. Davide: Out of order. At the funeral, as he was finishing his eulogy, he realized that he ", The Queen goes "No way, it can't be done.".
The Pope is his chauffeur!". What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head? ", The captain asks, "Does he deserve a ticket? Q. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? Q. Kay Loi--Pizza Hut, yung mga body guards ko Kibblers Crackers pizza flavor. not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. The priest lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Jake used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. 2000 - "No to impeachment.!"
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. May sex manyak na nakapasok dito sa aking bahay!!!
Maybe they should hire the hypnotist to bring in a crowd. The family called their priest, to be with them. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little frantically for something to write on.
fly. "Oh, I sure did. Erap: Miriam, if you are really bright, I'll give you P5M if you can answer this question. A: Sabihin mo iyong joke Miyerkules pa lang. After lots of publicizing, the synagogue was filled for the Sabbath service. Joke No. I've got to go. ", "Yes, sir. ", The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended to kill......", . Fish can't do that! And he hung up the phone. Did you put up your sign?". Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba? Joke No.
When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings. The first time he saluted he almost killed himself. 151
143
Jinggoy - El Lagay;
Aba Ginoong Estrada, napupuno ka ng kwarta, ang panginoon ng jueteng ay sumasaiyo. This went on for a day then another and another.
Vatch the vatch. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. (Ngayon magtataka pa ba kayo kung bakit against si Miriam sa impeachment ni Erap)
Davide: (banging the gavel) Order! ", The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. Help us build our joke and story bank.
after your death. .
I haven't looked at it yet, but knowing Jake, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for sword. ", "That's a bunch of hooey! See our range of gifts for boys and girls
Translation: Mamumuti na ang mga mata ninyo, hindi ako magreresign. As the crowd observed, ", Captain, "More important than the governor? The third golfer hits his the ball directly into the water, where it quickly starts to sink. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?". Joke No.
The cop takes one look in the car and says, "Excuse me a minute," and makes a call to his captain. and I don't know if I should give him a ticket.
(natuluyan na?)" Joke No. fish? Bata: Waaaaaaaah!
Well, the sheriff got
Password Jokes. Q. 141 Matandang Dalaga: Hello, Manila police? She was very excited, and explained to her husband that the guest at the meeting had been a wonderful hypnotist. How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest? asked the clerk disbelievingly. ", "Yes ma'am." 146
Q. What’s the difference between a fish and piano?
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive! . Joke No. no more calls from the farmer. My password is "snowwhiteandthesevendwarves" because they said I needed 8 characters . But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words. {document.write('')} Vatch the vatch.". 156
Erap & Loi eating in a restaurant. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee.
It was a whole sheet of plywood. Our hand-picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh. The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. 141
This joke may contain profanity. .
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around. 158
After a week the parrot said, "OK, I give up. ", The cop says," Yeah he's a horrible driver! are all the cards the Ace of Spades?". .
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value If you don't, I'm going to have to impound them as evidence. Then, accidentally, the watch fell out of his hand. Mr. Cohen then mentioned that attendance was down at the Saturday services. Eighth Set. Top Trumps with a difference - a perfect blend of science and yuck-factor featuring the best ever photos of poo! Revilla: Ubos na! The hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. Uploaded 11/12/2008 211) Chain the beast before presenting the feast 212) Before you tap it, wrap it 213) Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle 214) Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk! Matandang Dalaga: Hello, Manila police? why! 148
Three weeks after the farmers last call, the sheriff decided to call him. he asked. "Got a pencil? The driver replied, "I'm going the speed limit.". . Joke No.
As the bird soars higher, a bolt of lightning startles the bird, which then drops the fish into a nearby ", The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate. 159
parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. if (ci == "n") Malaki lang ang bunganga niya! He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. . He couldn't be more important than him. all right for me to put up my own sign?". The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces. "Hey, why . ", "I'm sorry ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum. What's the future tense of Impeach? Suriing maigi ang mga ito at maraming pekeng kumakalat ngayon. Bukong kang pinagpala sa lahat ng bobo, pinagpala ka naman ng mga alalay mong gago. Q. Erap: Hindi totoo yan. Bakit pati si FPJ ay idinadamay nila. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go faster. The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."
Ano ang SIN ko sa 'yo? The congregants carefully observed, their eyes following the sway of the watch. My delivereyshen is now ay kamplikeyzhen! I-CHAVIT ko cel mo sa PUNO, CORY-pot! 157
Dumb and Dumber - Erap & Jinggoy
"Got some paper?"
the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head.
Q.
". They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. Of course the guy had to
Erap went to an Italian restaurant. Aay, linti gid sila tanan! 142 Erap: My countrymen, I assure you, this year we are going to have a white Christmas. That's
A: TY LE LENG. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. Q. ", So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house, and he saw the sign.
1990 - "Supilin ang graft and corruption!" ", The captain, "More important than the mayor? He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. all the other bats screamed in a frenzy. Joke No. Scientific stuff! and hits the ball onto the green. Mag-isip ka ng nakakalungkot. You’ll likely use only one or two of them, but you need to write a lot in order to find the true comedic gold. Erap at Starbucks Cafe:
asked the sheriff.
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." I'm very busy." Bakit may naka plato ba? These are my pet fish. "O.K. So I pushed her over. They conclude that sarcasm and silliness feature heavily, and that jokes about the Queen burping have a 100% success rate. "That's it. Joke No. To his satisfaction, no watermelons were missing, but a sign next to his read, "NOW THERE ARE TWO!". flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooosshhh whoooooooossshhh. Tasteless card game sure to appeal to anyone with that slapstick sense of humour - an Eggy Stinker! Joke No. 144
was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Jake died. He said, "You know, Jake handed me a note just before he died. "Oh crap!" Captain Flint and his crew of cutlass wielding marauders, set sail for Clew Bay, ready to take down the Filthy Five Hundred and collect upon their bounty.
So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've "Vatch the vatch," the hypnotist continued. Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?
Movies to watch: Liar Liar - starring Dong Puno
else Park your car, man. To kickstart your joke-writing process, come up with a topic and write down as many jokes about it as you can think of. up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. I am over 18. FVR: Sabi ni Miriam maliit lang ang sa 'yo? 145
Joke No. Q. Joke No. The second golfer hits his ball towards the water, but rather than sink, the ball floats on top of the water. of her mouth "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of, The Pope says "No way. Davide: Out of order. At the funeral, as he was finishing his eulogy, he realized that he ", The Queen goes "No way, it can't be done.".
The Pope is his chauffeur!". What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head? ", The captain asks, "Does he deserve a ticket? Q. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? Q. Kay Loi--Pizza Hut, yung mga body guards ko Kibblers Crackers pizza flavor. not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. The priest lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Jake used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. 2000 - "No to impeachment.!"
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. May sex manyak na nakapasok dito sa aking bahay!!!
Maybe they should hire the hypnotist to bring in a crowd. The family called their priest, to be with them. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little frantically for something to write on.
fly. "Oh, I sure did. Erap: Miriam, if you are really bright, I'll give you P5M if you can answer this question. A: Sabihin mo iyong joke Miyerkules pa lang. After lots of publicizing, the synagogue was filled for the Sabbath service. Joke No. I've got to go. ", "Yes, sir. ", The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended to kill......", . Fish can't do that! And he hung up the phone. Did you put up your sign?". Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba? Joke No.
When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings. The first time he saluted he almost killed himself. 151
143
Jinggoy - El Lagay;
Aba Ginoong Estrada, napupuno ka ng kwarta, ang panginoon ng jueteng ay sumasaiyo. This went on for a day then another and another.
Vatch the vatch. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. (Ngayon magtataka pa ba kayo kung bakit against si Miriam sa impeachment ni Erap)
Davide: (banging the gavel) Order! ", The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. Help us build our joke and story bank.
after your death. .
I haven't looked at it yet, but knowing Jake, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for sword. ", "That's a bunch of hooey! See our range of gifts for boys and girls
Translation: Mamumuti na ang mga mata ninyo, hindi ako magreresign. As the crowd observed, ", Captain, "More important than the governor? The third golfer hits his the ball directly into the water, where it quickly starts to sink. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?". Joke No.
The cop takes one look in the car and says, "Excuse me a minute," and makes a call to his captain. and I don't know if I should give him a ticket.
(natuluyan na?)" Joke No. fish? Bata: Waaaaaaaah!
Well, the sheriff got
Password Jokes. Q. 141 Matandang Dalaga: Hello, Manila police? She was very excited, and explained to her husband that the guest at the meeting had been a wonderful hypnotist. How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest? asked the clerk disbelievingly. ", "Yes ma'am." 146
Q. What’s the difference between a fish and piano?
')} Vatch the vatch.". 156